David pauses for a second, a faraway look in his eyes.
One can hardly blame him for taking a moment. I had just asked the 32 year-old if he realized he was mortal, and that his time on this earth was very limited. Indeed, the American male only lives for an average lifespan of 78.74 years. Already past his prime, David (or @MenzRightz2828 as he’s known on Twitter) only has a meager 46.49 years left to his name. That’s if he’s lucky. He’s an average looking guy, brown hair, decent sense of style. Like a young Jeffrey Dahmer.