I write satire, humorous essays, sketches, scripts, and jokes!
I put my foot down on limericks.
My work has been featured on McSweeney’s, Reductress, Points In Case, Robot Butt, and many more.
Check out some of my words below!
“12 Ways My Book Club Can Definitely Tell I Read War And Peace” January 15th, 2019.
“How Many Times Do I Have To Say I’m Not A Nazi?” June 4th, 2019.
“The Unrealized Potential Of Dead Disney Moms” (co-written with Natalie Sayth and Sarah Garfinkel) August 7th, 2019.
“5 Mustard-Colored Sweaters That Will Make It Look Like Fall Came All Over You” December 9th, 2019.
“Weird! This Woman’s Wedding Theme Is Just ‘Wedding'” February 10th, 2019.
“To Honor Sluts, All Penises Will Be Flown At Half-Mast” May 21st, 2020.
“Holes In Granny Panties Becoming Convenient Instead Of Sad” June 8th, 2020.
Points In Case
“8 Diet-Friendly Tips To Make You Thin And Angry” March 5, 2019.
“Lousiana’s SHOCKING Weight Loss Secret? Climate Change!” July 9th, 2019.
“Prescriptions for Thy Modern Maladies From Me, A Plague Doctor” (co-written with Kevin Lawson) July 1st, 2019.
“8 Ways We Can Make The Impeachment Hearings More Pow! Bang! Boom!” November 16th, 2019.
Great-Great-Grandma Mathilda’s Recipe for Eating the Rich (co-written with Clare Blackwood) June 20th, 2020
“Welcome To The Hypochondriac Escape Room” Feb 29th, 2020.
“For The Ladies: What Sea Is Right For You To Walk Into?” (co-written with Clare Blackwood) May 3rd, 2020.
“A Letter To The Fuzzy Blanket From West Elm That Ruined My Life” March 8th, 2019.
Little Old Lady Comedy
“Fleabag Answers Your Judgmental Gynecologist’s Questions” (co-written with Natalie Sayth) September 24th, 2019.
“8 Success Tips From Accused Sexual Harasser Tony Robbins” June 3rd, 2019.
“Take My Kids, But Please, Leave Me My Instant Pot” January 29th, 2019.